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Lest you have forgotten what I am

My landlord is obligated by my lease to plow my driveway. Today he did not, and we got something like eighteen inches of snow. I have to go to work tomorrow. I had to talk to my mean downstairs neighbor about moving his car from the bottom of the driveway tomorrow so I can leave. I was pretty enraged, and feeling a profound lack of control.

So I cleared my driveway. From the front of my car to the back of my neighbor's. Roughly sixty feet.

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I DID THIS.

For sixty feet, four feet at the narrowest across and six at the widest. So call it five. Eighteen inches deep. In two hours. I DID THIS. By myself. You do the math. All five feet and two inches, hundred and fifteen pounds, twenty percent body fat of me. YOU DO THE MATH. In case you have forgotten who I am, and just what I am capable of. I am a SUPERHERO, and I CAN DO ANYTHING.

Tell your friends, tell you enemies, so that they may tremble.

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londo
Feb. 3rd, 2015 05:52 am (UTC)
I find all of this super plausible except for that 20% number, which seems high based on... well, any time I've seen you.
breakinglight11
Feb. 3rd, 2015 12:59 pm (UTC)
Thank you. <3 And BMI is a pretty bullshit metric, but that has been the number consistently quoted me.
audioboy
Feb. 3rd, 2015 11:02 am (UTC)

Xena ain't got nothin' on you. You are a super rockstar. (Also: remind me never to get on your bad side.)

breakinglight11
Feb. 3rd, 2015 01:00 pm (UTC)
Thank you. <3 I promise to use my powers for good and not for evil. ;-)
lightgamer
Feb. 3rd, 2015 02:13 pm (UTC)
Look upon her works, ye Mighty, and despair!
laurion
Feb. 3rd, 2015 06:48 pm (UTC)
RAAR!
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About Me

My name is Phoebe. I'm Boston area theater professional and English professor focused in writing, acting, directing, and modeling. I'm known for having lots of interests, lots of opinions about those interests, and a very high estimation of the value thereof. This blog is for talking about whatever's on my mind, from my daily life to my activities to musing on any number of abstract topics. Thanks for taking the time to read.

My productions:

Upcoming Productions:



MRS. HAWKING part 2 and 3


at the Watch City Steampunk Festival 2016

presented by The Chameleon's Dish

Vivat Regina
by Phoebe Roberts

at 2PM

and

Base Instruments
by Phoebe Roberts

at 6PM

Saturday, May 13th 2017
at 274 Moody Street, Waltham, MA

Other Achievements:

"The Tailor at Loring's End" screenplay
Quarter Finalist in the Final Draft Big Break Screenwriting Competition 2013

"Adonis" screenplay
Top Ten Percent in the Bluecat Screenwriting Contest 2015

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