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In perpetual care of WASPS

So sometimes I walk through the graveyard to get into town. The other day I decided to hang out there for a while to try and get some writing done. As I was looking around for a good place, I came up behind this elaborate memorial:

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I asked myself, "What is that? Does that statue have a tail?"

I came up beside it.

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Is that... is that...?

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Is that a WASP NEST?

Does this poor statue have a WASP NEST growing out of his BUTT?

That's terrible! This guy? This... "Obed C. Shepherd" and his wife "Sarah B. Shepherd," according to the names on the grave did not pay good money for a big ostentatious statue of himself to stand in perpetuity over their corpses for wasps to move into its ass!

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"Perpetual care"? "Perpetual care" by what, WASPS? Nobody took enough care of it to keep the WASP NEST from GROWING OUT OF ITS ASS!

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...did the WASPS do that? Yeah, they took care of this guy!

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lightgamer
Sep. 16th, 2014 02:57 pm (UTC)
Your use of all caps made me initially think this post was about White Anglo-Saxon Protesants, and in fact it was even funnier reading it that way.
qnmark
Sep. 16th, 2014 03:23 pm (UTC)
I suspect it was intentional.
contradictacat
Sep. 16th, 2014 09:11 pm (UTC)
It's a WASP CONSPIRACYYYYYY (and now I'm imagining a bunch of yellowjackets buzzing around a country club, drinking tea and making fun of poor people/bees)
londo
Sep. 16th, 2014 09:48 pm (UTC)
+1
elenuial
Sep. 17th, 2014 09:32 am (UTC)
iawtc
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My name is Phoebe. I'm Boston area theater professional and English professor focused in writing, acting, directing, and modeling. I'm known for having lots of interests, lots of opinions about those interests, and a very high estimation of the value thereof. This blog is for talking about whatever's on my mind, from my daily life to my activities to musing on any number of abstract topics. Thanks for taking the time to read.

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MRS. HAWKING part 2 and 3


at the Watch City Steampunk Festival 2016

presented by The Chameleon's Dish

Vivat Regina
by Phoebe Roberts

at 2PM

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Base Instruments
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at 6PM

Saturday, May 13th 2017
at 274 Moody Street, Waltham, MA

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"The Tailor at Loring's End" screenplay
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"Adonis" screenplay
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